The Kingdom of Womble 14669 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.236 billion Womble 14669ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 14669ian economy, worth 173 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 40,976 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,095 per year while the poor average 2,568, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14669's national animal is the horse.

Womble 14669 is ranked 242,095^th in the world and 15,480^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.